fartgallery:

friend: i heard you got super glue on your fingers, are you okay?

me: 👌

thydungeonguy:

Personally if I was in charge of the “looking at posts” website and my business model was reliant on people looking at posts for ad revenue I would not limit the number of posts people can look at

shamekirk:

i hate when people use “#yeah i’ll reblog that” on very high effort posts like fanart and stuff that probably took OP hours. “#yeah i’ll reblog that” is for text posts that just say “jackin’ off my beanstalk” or whatever

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killrockstar:

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

creepymutelilbugger:

arrule

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lovergirl:

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

happy too tired July everyone

bloendram:

happy summer to all

toxicsapolo:

‘you have x many followers’ those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.

midnight-sloth:

kim-hu:

kim-hu:

hot skeletons in your area

This has 5K+ notes now, that’s pretty cool!

I am happy you guys like this one. 💀 🧡

castiellesbian:

castiellesbian:

Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source

curioscurio:

shubbler:

curioscurio:

It’s so goddamned funny that originally if you reached sans fast enough via a speedrun it would trigger the most Agonizing and Excruciatingly slow cutscene of Sans eating an ice cream cone accompanied by circus music. Completely unskippable 01 minute and 30 seconds of sans gulping it down sloppy style. as your consequence for speed running Undertale

Thank you for adding the video @shubbler